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open-minded female "sighting"

I was walking home and this beautiful heavyset black girl was walking directly tword me... I kept veering off to the right but she still was maintaining a collision course :-D...

As we crossed paths she said hello VERY sweetly... I did the same and told her to have a very wonderful night, which she thanked me for...

Now that was the kind of girl I'd want to, um, you know :-)

But again, this is going to have to be her idea...

Anyway, I can't be sure, but I suspect what's happened here is that this isn't the first we've met... These things happen periodically and I usually just blog them and forget them. Ask me about this girl three weeks from now and see if I know what you're talking about :-D. I think some of them remember me even when I've forgotten our last chance meeting....

But she was OBVIOUSLY very happy that we were interacting... She spoke first too...

Maybe I randomly complimented her on some previous occasion and that's put me in the running for the rubbing :-D

Hacker Space Program

Did you hear this on the news?

some computer geeks in Germany are trying to start their own space program with a goal of landing on the moon...

DW World Radio might be a good place to go if you wanna know more cause I think was their broadcast...

Tee-shirt gag

Too bad Shari didn't think of it first!!! ("We might piss off the founder of our culture" "Been there, done that, sold the t-shirt :-D")

Did you hear this stuff on the news where in Germany this anti-fascist group _infiltrated_ a fascist festival, and gave out free fascist t-shirts, that, when washed, had then suddenly had their _OWN MESSAGE_ :-D? The message was something like "Just as this t-shirt has changed, you can too" followed by messages on how to Renounce fascism :-D

"Malfunctioning" Washing Machine

This morning I was doing clothes... I have my normal way I do it... I know exactly how long to wait to come back, so I surf the web or whatever then I come back. Then I know exactly how long the dryer takes so I move them to the dryer and leave again and come back.... This way I can even nap while the dryer is going if I want...

Anyway this morning I went down to the washer and there was still 14 minutes on her...So I went back upstairs and did whatever and came back...and when I did, there was _still_ 14 minutes on her.

So I took my clothes out and put them in the dryer. I left the washer's door open so she wouldn't waste her effort empty :-D

But after I was done, I decided to see what she'd do if I closed her door, and when I did, she started _filling up with water_ :-D (She should have been done with everything like 20 minutes before that)

So I landed a couple of kisses on her and told her how cute she her misbehaviors were and then left and came back for my clothes Later...

The only thing that was annoying is that I time these things just perfectly and this contributed to me being late for work this morning... Oh that and I'm not sure my clothes are actually clean. They feel a little funny. I hope they don't smell. I have no ability to detect odor (Like several people in this circle, I have only 4 senses, though I am fortunate to lack a usually pretty unnecessary one)... So I have been waiting to cross paths with someone I trust and ask them if I stink or not... I didn't have that good fortune today, so I am still left in mystery on the matter (This is one thing online friends won't be able to help with anytime soon :-D)... It would be dumb to rewash them unless there is a problem with them...

- Dave

_THIS_ ...

... looks about as safe as what I've been doing with my heart Lately :-D

youtube.com/watch?v=1pzCeEKzP4g

(Basically, you've got these two very high voltage towers and you got a guy ontop each one and they're hurling lightening in all directions, including at each other... and isn't a movie... they are REALLY DOING IT! Apparently they don't get fried cause the suits they are wearing are more conductive than they are)

unfriending pretty much everyone...

Cause I've been away from this site along time and I'm returning... if you felt you had an important reason to be here and get unfriended, let me know and we'll discuss the matter....

Again, it's not personal... Some of you tried to keep and touch while I was gone and your membership here of course is safe...

Would have gone to I_Love_An_Elevator

I do...

Her name is Marie..

But tonight she had PMS or something :-D

She was HELLBENT on returning to her home floors instantly. Even though I was coming right back she'd still leave immediately....

But then that's why I love Marie...

She's so "human"...

Ever second with her is some new interesting new unheard of surprise...

Most people bore me more than this machine does...

Would have gone to I_Love_Name_June

I am seriously in Love with the name "June"...

While reading furry groups tonight I saw her by a post to identify when the post was posted and she was BIG and in a BEAUTIFUL COLOR.

I Love You June <3 <3 <3 !
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kick-the-freak.livejournal.com/29682.html

AI fantasy: "Sounds Good to Me"

I envision this device in the future named "Leonora" who is like an artificially intelligent singing machine... This band buys her cause their current signer leaves and there is no time to find a human replacement before some big gigs that were already arranged... but what happens is that there is a bug/feature in Leonora such that she decides that 1) she is the most talented member of the band, and 2) the most talented member of course should be the leader... Leonora springs this on everyone though after their fandom has just doubled from using Leonora. So now you got Leonora letting everything go to her "head" and bossing everyone around, yet they all love the idea that people are now really paying attention to their band... and meanwhile one of the bandmembers has gotten a really big crush on Leonora and so Leonora has a way of being mysteriously "gone" in the evening hours :-D ... "Has anyone seen the singing appliance?"

Anyway, so you got like this machine making "personel" devisions, deciding what shows/tours they'll do and people going "Are we really going to let that squalkbox tell us what to do?"

Maybe Denise would be a better name for her...